I'M HAPPY BECAUSE I HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO GET RID OF THE SMELLY POOPOO BROCCOLI FART 70 YEAR OLD SOILENT GREEN GANGRENOUS DOG TINKLE DRAGON CLOUD COUCHES!!!! ALSO MY POISON IVY HAS BEEN NEARLY DEFEATED! THANK YOU STEROIDS! HOWEVER, I DAMAGED MY MIDDLE FINGER AND NOW IT VERY LARGE, STIFF, SWOLLEN, BULBOUS, AND JOE FEINSILVER! I'M OFF TO SAN DIEGO BECAUSE THE NAVY GAVE MY BROTHER SOME DAYS OFF AND HE'S FLYING ME DOWN! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I AM PREGNORNT!

CONGRATULATIONS AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!

LOVE,
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